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Learn a few key phrases of the language of the country you’re visiting. Know what their police force equivalent of “Freeze!” is.
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Don’t over-pack! Leave space in your suitcase for souvenirs. Swiss chocolate and Limoncello are very tempting!
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Eliminate pocket fishing at airport security by putting everything in your jacket and nothing in your pants first thing in the morning. Pack your belt in the carryon. Wear loafers.
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A travel steamer will save you from cursing at the seen-better-days iron and ironing board in the hotel-room closet.
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The best day to fly? Tuesday, because there is less demand for seats and the prices are lower.
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Skip expensive hotel laundry service and Google the nearest laundromat instead. (Bonus: You can pack lighter.)
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Keep travel expenses down by opting for street fare. Some cities have the best food trucks.
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You don’t have to sleep at fancy hotels to enjoy them. Pop by for a drink at cocktail hour.
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Some hotels let you hang out at their pool for a small fee, especially in areas with a high density of tourists.
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Don’t be an asshole. Similarly, don’t call out others for being assholes, because you never know if they may be dangerous.
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Beat jetlag by conditioning yourself to your destination’s time as quickly as possible upon landing. If it’s midnight, go to bed (maybe with a pill). If it’s morning, have breakfast.
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If you ever find yourself feeling superior to someone who doesn’t speak English, fuck yourself off.
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No bat-eating. Also, don’t eat anything that isn’t already dead. Except yogurt and kimchi, etc.
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Dukoral really works. That said, always pack anti-diarrhea medications and carry them on the plane.
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The moment you see an airline offering a sale, wait until the next afternoon to hunt for a fare, because all the airline’s competitors will be trying to match the previous day’s sale price.
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Always travel with a small amount of the currency of the country you’re visiting. What if there’s no bank machine at the airport or the exchange kiosk is closed?
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Choose a destination according to your passions—a food tour in France, a soccer tournament in Barcelona, camping in Switzerland.